The Art of Being A Pseudo

The Art of Being A Pseudo

 ‘rishi’

BEING OBJECTIVE

Collecting Awards from

every nook and corner

and criticizing another

as Award-Monger

 TALL CLAIM

Climbing on a time-ravaged

two-feet compound wall

and calling it an all too

adventurous mountaineering.

COSMETICS

Shuffling the Alphabets,

selecting randomly

a handful of words

and setting out, sporting a

stage-managed smile

to preach Poetry

SISTERHOOD

Calling their own secret

rendezvouses liaisons

soul-searching

and smearing those of others

as ‘street-walking’.

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
 

Foulmouthing everyone who fails

to second your opinion

in bad, worse, worst jargon;

If the person attacked dared to react

branding him, her, they as
barbarically intolerant.